Rovan

      一个犁牛半块田,收也凭天,荒也凭天, 清茶淡饭饱三餐,早也香甜,晚也香甜, 布衣得暖胜丝绵,长也可穿,短也可穿, 草舍茅屋有几间,行也安然,待也安然, 雨过天青驾小船,鱼在一边,酒在一边, 夜归儿女话灯前,今也有言,古也有言, 日上三竿我独眠,请是神仙,我是神仙.

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摘要:今天赚到了,呵呵,今天在http://www.sunweel.com订做的楼梯装上了,好漂亮,我同事说,她也在sunweel买过东西,那的东西便宜,而且质量服务都好. 阅读全文
posted @ 2008-06-19 17:06 Ruxuan 阅读(327) 评论(1) 推荐(0)

摘要:我认为现在我们该等警察来了-幽默 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman say... 阅读全文
posted @ 2006-02-17 09:23 Ruxuan 阅读(152) 评论(0) 推荐(0)

摘要:When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when i felt she was old enough to understand, I expla... 阅读全文
posted @ 2006-02-17 09:14 Ruxuan 阅读(192) 评论(0) 推荐(0)

摘要:True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was ... 阅读全文
posted @ 2006-02-10 17:28 Ruxuan 阅读(1018) 评论(0) 推荐(0)

摘要:Girls English Yes = NoNo = YesMay-b = NoIts your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what u want = Youll pay 4 this laterWe need to talk = I need to bitch.Sure......Go ahead = I... 阅读全文
posted @ 2006-02-10 17:22 Ruxuan 阅读(431) 评论(0) 推荐(0)

摘要:A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half... 阅读全文
posted @ 2006-02-10 15:19 Ruxuan 阅读(151) 评论(0) 推荐(0)

摘要:When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. Whe... 阅读全文
posted @ 2006-02-10 15:15 Ruxuan 阅读(245) 评论(0) 推荐(0)