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Blame It on Men

Posted on 2012-07-14 23:50  GreenDAYS  阅读(156)  评论(0)    收藏  举报


My wife told me that she wanted to lose her weight yesterday. 

“Are you sure?”I frowned “Do you have any plan about it? You know, this is not my first time to listen to what you just said ”

"Of course!" she smiled " I have a plan to keep my body fitness. But wheather it succeed, it depends on you."

"What? why?" I asked "What can I do for you?"

"Do you know the real reason women get fat?" she said " According to a recent report which was published in London,It's men. The report claims that when women fall in love, they tend to eat more. When they get married, they cook more. And when they get pregnant, of course, they gain weight."

"So, blame it on you men." She said proudly at last.

"So interesting!" I smiled "Maybe, we men should have a special warning written on our foreheads:' I can make you fat!' What do you think of that idea?"