Bumper Sticker for Testers

美国人通常喜欢在汽车的尾箱或者保险杠上面贴几张花花绿绿的小纸片，或表明立场或耍耍小幽默，这种小贴纸叫Bumper Sticker，是美国汽车文化里面比较有意思的一个东东。今天看到一篇文章，一位Microsoft的Test Architect －Harry Robinson 为Software Testers设计了一些Bumper Stickers，实在是绝妙：

 1. 从改造旧的标签开始：

Ask me about my latest bug. 
Honk if you love to crash software. 
My other car is a bug. 
Have you hugged your software tester today? 

2. 强调Testers的特质：

Software Testers: Always looking for trouble.  
Software Testing is Like Fishing, But You Get Paid.  
Software Testers: "Depraved minds...Usefully employed." ~Rex Black  
Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.  
Software Testing: When Your System Actually Has to Work 

3. 强调Testers的常被人忽视的独特贡献：

Software Quality: Don't ship without it.
I don't make software; I make software better.  
Improving the world one bug at a time.

4. Build和Break：

Software Testing: You make it, we break it. 
Software Testing: We build to break.
Software Testers don't break software; it's broken when we get it. 
Software Testers: We break it because we care.  

5. 写给Developer的：

To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.  
If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?  
My software can beat up your software.  
A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.  

6. Developer给Tester的：

Test is my copilot. 
If your software works, thank a tester. 

7. 关于Tester的工具和工作：

Old Model-Based Testers Never Die; They Just Transition to a Higher State. 
Life is too short for manual testing. 
Friends don't let friends do capture-replay. 
Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!  
People should think and machines should test.  
Test never sleeps. 

8. 其它：

Visualize Greate Software 
Trust, But Verify.
Pertempto ergo sum – I test, therefore I am.