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第一次世界大战期间,德国的舰艇令盟国很头痛,有咨询顾问提出了解决方案:将海水烧干！                                                                     |

由此可见,咨询顾问是只出主意不练活的。还有一个关于咨询顾问的经典描述是“咨询顾问用你的手表来告诉你现在几点了”，下面这个真实的故事揭开了咨询顾问的神秘 |
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上个世纪80年代,美国政府发现华盛顿的杰弗逊纪念馆受酸雨影响损坏严重,于是请了家咨询公司来调查。                                                        |
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顾问:为什么杰弗逊纪念馆受酸雨影响比别的建筑物更严重?                                                                                                |
管理员:因为清洁工要经常使用清洗剂进行全面清洗。                                                                                                     |
顾问:为什么要经常清洗?                                                                                                                              |
管理员:因为有许多鸟在此方便!                                                                                                                        |
顾问:为什么许多鸟在此方便?                                                                                                                          |
管理员:因为此处非常适宜虫子繁殖,这些虫子是鸟的美餐。                                                                                                |
顾问:为什么此处非常适宜虫子繁殖?                                                                                                                    |
管理员:因为里面的人常年把窗帘关上,阳光照射不到内阳台和窗台上的尘埃,形成了适宜虫子的繁殖环境!                                                        |
顾问:请里面的人把窗帘拉开!                                                                                                                          |
杰弗逊纪念馆的问题就这么解决了。