Xiao Peng

My personal blog moves to xiaopeng.me , blogs about design patterns will be synced to here.
肖鹏,ThoughtWorks资深咨询师,目前关注于架构模式、敏捷软件开发等领域,并致力于软件开发最佳实践的推广和应用。
多次为国内大型企业敏捷组织转型提供咨询和培训服务,在大型团队持续集成方面具有丰富的经验。
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So strong de 情书!

Posted on 2007-10-26 13:48  勇敢的鸵鸟  阅读(249)  评论(0编辑  收藏  举报

zz自水木,作者vv

Dear Sir/Madam,
I would like to apply for the position of your wife or out-house wife. With my education background and my work experience, I believe I could make a valuable contribution to your family. I will be available for employment at any time.
I've obtained my Master Degree of Environmental Engineering from Tsinghua University in July of 2002 and had 8 years related family experience. In the past times, I've worked as wife, girl friend, third-party woman and proven expertise in:
        Be competent for housework and sexual intercourse
        Management of community property
        Treatment of the poor family relationship
        Provide technical support for family expansion
        Fluent English in speaking, reading, writing and translation
        Strictness, organized, good team spirit, capacity to work in a new environment
        Strong analytical skills and good communication skills
I believe that the combination of my knowledge and experience is well-suited to the position you described. I have enclosed a copy of my resume with additional information about my qualifications. I am still looking forward to a talk with you or your recruiting team to elaborate on my background and provide you with strong references if required. I can be reached at (86-10) 1368-123-0552.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to receiving your reply.
Sincerely,
vv
2007.6