别上网

不知道大家有没有这样的经验,你上着上着课,一群人冲了进来,然后强行霸占了机房的电脑,开始打游戏。
如果大家有这样的经验,那么我们可以如此做:
首先,下载并在谷歌里安装Tampermonkey,其他浏览器从应用商店就行。
然后,进入脚本编辑器,添加以下脚本:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         AI-Better
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      2025-05-13
// @description  Make The NK IT Better
// @author       MAN
// @match        *://*/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';
    let it=0;
    const agree = document.createElement("button");
    agree.innerHTML = "洗心革面";
    agree.style.cssText = `
        position: fixed;
        top: 240px;
        right: 1500px;
        z-index: 9999;
        padding: 10px 20px;
        background: #99CCFF;
        color: white;
        border: none;
        border-radius: 5px;
        cursor: pointer;
        box-shadow: 0 2px 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
    `;
    agree.addEventListener('mouseover', () => {
        agree.style.background = '#9999FF';
    });
    agree.addEventListener('mouseout', () => {
        agree.style.background = '#99CCFF';
    });
    agree.addEventListener('click', () => {
        document.open();
    });
    const disagree = document.createElement("button");
    disagree.innerHTML = "一意孤行";
    disagree.style.cssText = `
        position: fixed;
        top: 240px;
        right: 1350px;
        z-index: 9999;
        padding: 10px 20px;
        background: #A8A8A8;
        color: white;
        border: none;
        border-radius: 5px;
        cursor: pointer;
        box-shadow: 0 2px 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
    `;

    disagree.addEventListener('click', () => {
        document.open();
        document.write("<h1>小伙子有点勇<\h1>");
        document.write("<h1>你怎么不悔改呢?<\h1>");
        document.write("<h1>你的连接被午夜列车垄断了<\h1>");
    });
    disagree.addEventListener('mouseover', () => {
        disagree.style.background = '#A0A0A0';
    });
    disagree.addEventListener('mouseout', () => {
        disagree.style.background = '#A8A8A8';
    });
    document.write("<h1>您的连接不太正常<\h1>");
    document.write("<h2>作为一名南开学子,你不应该在上课的时候登录网站<\h2>");
    document.write("<h2>根据机房守则第3条,上网娱乐者将视情节严重程度,被扣除操行分10~40分不等<\h2>");
    document.write("<h1>为了您的身心愉悦与健康,请勿上网<\h1>");
    document.body.appendChild(agree);
    document.body.appendChild(disagree);
})();

或者js文件
最后一步,隐藏Tampermonkey,并删除你电脑上面非本来就有的东西,清除浏览器记录。

posted @ 2025-05-31 08:39  哈利·波特  阅读(18)  评论(0)    收藏  举报