Some rules from Zhaoke's site.

觉的无聊不知道怎么进了这个网站 ，

看了这个rules还不错，

remarked!


http://zhaoke.net/cn/rules.shtml

1. Assume nothing is mundane; life is automatically more perplexing.
2. You can fail yourself, but failing another is not permissible.
3. If something you desire that others you love have is denied to you, do not hate that which you desire, but instead embrace your friends' having of it. Denying something to all is not the answer.
4. Live. Then die. In that order. No exceptions.
5. Before telling a joke, check its expiration date.
6. For good health, be anal about one thing every day.
7. Our imaginations house our future, our potential, and our ruin. Make sure your imaginary friends are not your enemies.
8. Saving some bread for the future will not work. You can only eat in the present.
9. Everything will be okay in the morning. Just close your eyes.
10. Ask the questions that you have.
11. A good way to feel superior is to ride an elevator where your floor is higher than everyone else's.
12. Only the present is fixed. Both the future and the past are mutable in how you look at them.
13. Never question the cream puff.
14. Misunderstood words can still hurt once understanding is achieved.
15. No toil should be without an effect.
16. Honesty is the best policy unless you are in a prevarication competition.
17. Fear the past that was not yours to help others who walk the path.
18. Before you can compromise, you must be selfish.
19. It is unwise to get wasted in the afternoon just to take a 15-minute nap.
20. All roads lead to Rome, especially those that go out of Rome.
21. Life contains a lot of unhappiness; one just needs to make sure it's a bearable unhappiness.
22. To make a difference, one must subtract one number from another.
23. If this planet ever becomes a world without borders, geography class will be a snap.
24. Happiness is cool grass on your belly and a yellow dandelion nearby to eat.
25. Sometimes you need a lick on the nose to remind you what's really important in life.