摘要：我认为现在我们该等警察来了-幽默 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman say... 阅读全文

摘要：When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when i felt she was old enough to understand, I expla... 阅读全文

摘要：It was a freezing day, a few years ago, when I stumbled on(偶然发现) a wallet in the street. There was no identification(身份证明) inside. Just three dollars, and a crumpled(揉皱的) letter that looked as if it h... 阅读全文

摘要：True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was ... 阅读全文

摘要：Girls English Yes = NoNo = YesMay-b = NoIts your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what u want = Youll pay 4 this laterWe need to talk = I need to bitch.Sure......Go ahead = I... 阅读全文

摘要：A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half... 阅读全文

摘要：When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. Whe... 阅读全文

摘要：熟练地运用英语的一个重要方面就是学习并掌握英语本族者常用的生动、的活泼的习语。 1. After you.你先请。这是一句很常用的客套话，在进／出门，上车得场合你... 阅读全文

摘要："work experience" is the type of work you've done in the past. If you haven't started working yet you can say "Right now I'm still a student." or "I'm a recent grad and Ihaven't started working yet.... 阅读全文

摘要：注：本文基于.NET 2.0 和 VS2005 我们在编写 Server Control 的时候难免要用到一些客户端脚本(javascript)，如何把脚本和编译好的dll一起发布就成了一个问题。把一段一段的javascript block写在cs文件里是一件很“丑陋”的事情，javascript就应呆在*.js文件里。js文件怎样才能“打包”到dll里呢？查了很多文档，最后实践下来发现有很多细节... 阅读全文