LAPD Jokes (关于洛杉矶警局的笑话)

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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大概翻了一下：

洛杉矶警察局(LAPD)，FBI和CIA都想证明自己最能抓犯人。总统决定搞个评比以见高下。他丢了一只兔子进森林，然后让三个部门分头去抓兔子。

CIA先进入森林，他们在森林的动物中到处安插线人，质询所有可能有目击经历的植物和石头。在长达三个月的全方位调查后，他们断定符合条件的兔子是压根不存在的。

轮到FBI了。两周后他们还找不到线索，干脆就放火烧林，杀光了能找到的一切，当然也包括了那只兔子，而且还不做任何辩解。->兔子才是这场灾难的元凶。

最后是LAPD,结果才两小时后他们就拖着一只被打得面目全非的熊走出了森林。熊惨叫着：“行！行！我就是那只兔子，我就是那只兔子！”

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如果大家对LAPD比较陌生的话，那么相信应该对SWAT[Special Weapons Attack Team]有一定的了解，LAPD由于当时治安条件的恶化创建了第一支SWAT小组，所以可以说L.A.P.D.SWAT是现代所有SWAT小组的始祖。而LAPD在历史上曾经发生过多起警察殴打黑人和少数族裔的恶性事件，特别是91年的四名白人警察殴打黑人青年罗德尼•金的事件闹得很大，有兴趣的朋友可以去看看。