2010年9月14日
The Dilemma of the Ideal Partner
摘要： A young man who was very depressed asked his best friend for advice. He said, "I want to have a wife so much. You know, I am already very old,and I need a wife. I want to have a wife so much,but I hav... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-14 13:46 Matin2000 阅读(152) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
Only In It for the Money
摘要： There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying, "You should know that if it weren't for my money,this tele... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-14 13:40 Matin2000 阅读(151) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
I knew that!
摘要： There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on the table there were two fish.Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small, and one big. The first man ... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-14 13:34 Matin2000 阅读(172) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
Five Hundred Times
摘要： In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-14 11:20 Matin2000 阅读(165) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
2010年9月10日
A Beautiful Season
摘要： Fri.,Sep,10 　　Autumn is a very beautiful season.the yellow leaves of the old trees fall down to the ground,just like some lovely butterfly.Meanwhile the crops on the farm begin to mature,and give peop... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-10 13:38 Matin2000 阅读(240) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
Self Introduction
摘要： Fri.,Sep,10Fine　　My Chinese name is JinBo and my English name is Allen,I was born in LiaoNing in 1979,In 2002 I graduated from NortheastUniversity of Finance and Economics Department of Computer Scien... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-10 11:43 Matin2000 阅读(181) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
2010年9月9日
A sunny day
摘要： Thurs.,Sep.9 Veryfine　　　　　　　I got up early today to watch the sunrise. While I waited for the sun to rise, I sat beside my window and thought of my future. Soon I will be a grown man and I won't be a ... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-09 10:29 Matin2000 阅读(179) 评论(0) 推荐(0)
The night examination
摘要： Tues,sep 9Clear　　The clock struck eleven at night. The whole house was quiet. Everyone was in bed except me. Under the strong light, I looked gloomily before me at a huge pile of that disgusting stuff... 阅读全文
posted @ 2010-09-09 10:19 Matin2000 阅读(146) 评论(0) 推荐(0)