2008年10月14日

What do you need at home?

摘要: "Now madam," said the salesman after showing his company's products, "What do you need at home?" "Money." She said. 推销员介绍完公司的产品后问道:“好了,太太,你家里需要什么?” “钱。”, 她说。 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 17:49 瑞德 阅读(178) 评论(1) 推荐(0) 编辑

You were flying too low.

摘要: A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. "Sorry, officer, " said the driver, "was I driving too fast?" "No, Sir. You were flying too low." 有个人在公路上,以每小时130英里的速度行... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 10:07 瑞德 阅读(125) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

It is not my fault.

摘要: Father: Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Victor? You're the worst pupil in your class. Victor: What's that got to do with me? Is that my fault that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another sc... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 09:54 瑞德 阅读(304) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

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