2008年10月21日

I've come to install the phone

摘要: A young businessman had just started his own firm and rented a fine office. One day, he saw man come into the reception area. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-21 16:46 瑞德 阅读(198) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

2008年10月17日

I thought you were out.

摘要: Mum: Horace, why are you crying? Horace: I've hurt my finger, Mum. Mum: When did you do that? Horace: Half an hour ago. Mum: I didn't hear you crying then. Horace: No, I thought you were out. 妈妈:霍勒斯,你... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-17 16:11 瑞德 阅读(153) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

What did people do before it was discovered?

摘要: The teacher was explaining to the class, "Oxygen is necessary to all life. Without it there'd be no life at all. Now just think - it was only discovered about 100 years ago." Jenny raised her hand and... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-17 16:01 瑞德 阅读(181) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

2008年10月15日

XML相关语法

摘要: 在 XML 中,有 5 个预定义的实体引用: < 大于 & & 和号 ' ' ... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-15 12:42 瑞德 阅读(151) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

2008年10月14日

What do you need at home?

摘要: "Now madam," said the salesman after showing his company's products, "What do you need at home?" "Money." She said. 推销员介绍完公司的产品后问道:“好了,太太,你家里需要什么?” “钱。”, 她说。 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 17:49 瑞德 阅读(178) 评论(1) 推荐(0) 编辑

You were flying too low.

摘要: A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. "Sorry, officer, " said the driver, "was I driving too fast?" "No, Sir. You were flying too low." 有个人在公路上,以每小时130英里的速度行... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 10:07 瑞德 阅读(125) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

It is not my fault.

摘要: Father: Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Victor? You're the worst pupil in your class. Victor: What's that got to do with me? Is that my fault that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another sc... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 09:54 瑞德 阅读(303) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

2008年10月8日

学习ASP.NET的流程

摘要: 如果你已经有较多的面向对象开发经验,跳过以下这两步: 第一步 掌握一门.NET面向对象语言,C#或VB.NET 我强烈反对在没系统学过一门面向对象(OO)语言的前提下去学ASP.NET。 ASP.NET是一个全面向对象的技术,不懂OO,那绝对学不下去! 第二步 对.NET Framework类库有一定的了解 可以通过开发Windows Form应用程序来学习.NET Framewor... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-08 16:23 瑞德 阅读(148) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

2008年10月3日

Son ask for money to his daddy

摘要: Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。 爸爸:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该总要一角又... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-03 15:51 瑞德 阅读(208) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

Daddy told child to give up seat to a lady

摘要: Little Johnny: Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mommy: Well, you've done the right thing. Little Johnny: But, Mommy, I was sitting on daddy'... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-03 15:43 瑞德 阅读(147) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

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