﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><channel><title>博客园-吴建明的Blog-随笔分类-开心段子</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/category/25589.html</link><description>人近天涯远，晓月淡风。心有净土，谁可与我同醉? 
</description><language>zh-cn</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:29:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:29:39 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>《神话》之历史一二三四(转载）</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/10/09/250685.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:38:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/10/09/250685.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/250685.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/10/09/250685.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/250685.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/250685.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 《神话》之一&#8220;蒙毅&#8221;将军　　成龙扮演的蒙毅将军，历史上确有此人，他乃秦国大将蒙恬的亲弟弟。　　始皇帝死时蒙恬将军和公子扶苏率大军驻守在边疆。扶苏接到假圣旨后，悲...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/10/09/250685.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/250685.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-10-09 09:38 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/10/09/250685.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>中秋节收到最搞笑的短信</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/09/19/239487.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:18:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/09/19/239487.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/239487.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/09/19/239487.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/239487.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/239487.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: &nbsp;		document.title="中秋节收到最搞笑的短信-"+document.title							这几天不知道收发了多少，昨天晚上10点多收的这一条...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/09/19/239487.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/239487.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-09-19 09:18 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/09/19/239487.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>西安的慢与快(转载)</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/08/21/219595.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2005 07:21:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/08/21/219595.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/219595.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/08/21/219595.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/219595.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/219595.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: &nbsp;&nbsp;西安的快慢，大致可以梳理为两点：即老城的慢与新城的快。是城里城外的分界。比较有趣的现象是：老城的慢，根深蒂固如城中千年老树，有着一张变幻的脸。而新城，作为由老城衍...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/08/21/219595.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/219595.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-08-21 15:21 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/08/21/219595.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>人模狗样</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172639.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2005 07:09:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172639.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/172639.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172639.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/172639.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/172639.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 象否&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172639.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/172639.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-06-11 15:09 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172639.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>应聘微软：你用什么打动盖茨</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172453.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2005 03:13:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172453.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/172453.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172453.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/172453.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/172453.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: &nbsp;&nbsp;　　微软的官方网站上写着&#8220;我们期待具有独创性、开拓性的智者加入队伍，我们的面试程序也是为网罗这样的人才专门设计。&#8221;...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172453.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/172453.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-06-11 11:13 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/11/172453.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>孔夫子答海内外记者问 </title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/09/171045.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2005 05:28:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/09/171045.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/171045.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/09/171045.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/171045.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/171045.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: &nbsp;近日来，&#8216;小钱蠢一狼&#8217;先生于2005年5月16日在日本众议院上引用所谓孔子的&#8220;恶其意不恶其人&#8221;言论，发表了&#8216;干涉参拜就是干涉...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/09/171045.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/171045.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-06-09 13:28 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/09/171045.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>8个暴笑幽默及顿悟的哲理故事</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/08/170668.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2005 14:12:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/08/170668.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/170668.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/08/170668.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/170668.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/170668.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: --&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/08/170668.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/170668.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-06-08 22:12 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/06/08/170668.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>完全版流传在北京的“四大”</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/21/159956.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2005 02:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/21/159956.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/159956.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/21/159956.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/159956.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/159956.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 当今四大傻:恋爱不成上吊的,没病没灾吃药的,合同签成无效的,看着手机傻笑的.现今四大土:手机戴套,传呼戴铐,男人穿背心,女人戴乳罩.四大惹不起:喝酒不吃菜,光膀扎领带,乳房露在外,骑...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/21/159956.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/159956.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-05-21 10:50 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/21/159956.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>论文（爆笑）</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/17/157701.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 14:59:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/17/157701.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/157701.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/17/157701.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/157701.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/157701.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;一天，一只兔子在山洞前写论文。　　一只狼过来，问兔子：&#8216;你在写什么？&#8221;　　　答：&#8220;论文&#8221;　　狼问：&#822...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/17/157701.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/157701.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-05-17 22:59 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/17/157701.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>一些段子</title><link>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/12/154371.html</link><dc:creator>吴建明</dc:creator><author>吴建明</author><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2005 15:27:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/12/154371.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/154371.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/12/154371.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/comments/commentRss/154371.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/services/trackbacks/154371.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 用手摸出女人的年龄！！！！&#160;&#160;某美女,决定下重金,让自己瘦身.花十几万元以后,她觉得非常满意!　　　　回家路上,在报摊,买了份报纸,找钱的时候,她问老板：&#822...&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/12/154371.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/aggbug/154371.html?type=1" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://wujm.cnblogs.com/" target="_blank">吴建明</a> 2005-05-12 23:27 <a href="http://www.cnblogs.com/wujm/archive/2005/05/12/154371.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item></channel></rss>